Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
July 26

Five things I NEVER wanted to hear when at the pool for a swim:

  1. Excuse me Miss, can you hand me that band-aid floating over there?
  2. You’re really an amazing…color.
  3. You want to taste it? It’s really salty.
  4. Do you mind if I just sit and watch you?
  5. I bet people could do some wild stuff in here, if they felt comfortable. I’m Brian by the way. I didn’t catch your name, but you seem like a chill girl.