Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
I found a mechanic for my Cruiser and I think I am in love with him. Sorry Julie. His name is Josh and he can rebuild anything, he wears carharts and a tshirt when it is 95 degrees out. He has the Land Cruiser symbol tatooed on his forearm and it is awesome! Don’t be surprised if I come home tomorrow from my appointment with my glasses twisted, and smudges on my neck where he stroked me with his filthy hands. Amish J, reports his new man-crush to Julie and I during our morning coffee & porch chat in the Piedmont neighborhood.