Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
Did I tell you that I’m trying to market IT guys as the new Firemen? We’re going to have a calendar and everything. I really think I’m on to something here. Jeffy, my good friend, who also happens to be an IT guy.