Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
How am I supposed to teach with her when her big idea is for us to take kids to a mini-mart and have them draw writing inspiration from a ham sandwich? One of many breakthroughs had by Diz and myself as we chaperoned the student overnight trip to the Shakespeare Festival.