Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
That 40 year-old put his manhood on your hip? Man, the 80’s can KEEP their moves! Ah, Trinidad. She always knows the PERFECT response after hearing one of my dating fiascos.