Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
February 11

Billy Joel & Elton John concert

…was AWESOME! Can’t go wrong with Mr. Joel. But I have to admit that I spent much of the evening wondering if either of these fine piano-playing gentlemen had pierced penis tips.

I’m fairly positive Billy doesn’t (coincides with his Long-Island schtick), but not too sure about Elton.

Then again, the pierced penis that I shook hands with on Friday is from Long Island. Well, Connecticut anyway…