Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
January 23

I’m definitely the Elaine of my social circle: Yet another reason to NOT see someone.

Young, hipster guy.

Visible tattoos (yes, hotness).

Pseudo-fauxhawk (meh).

When saying something chidingly, he would blink hard and stick his tongue between his teeth while smiling (uhh). 

Friggin’ guy kept showing me his friggin’ tongue.

Oh right, and he had never heard of “Ducktales”—WTF??