Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.

Dating dilemma

At what point is it acceptable to break off a pseudo-relationship with a guy because:

a) he’s too young for me.

and more importantly,

b) his name is akin to a popular cheese?