Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
December 26

Public drinking option? London couldn’t be classier!

People, true genius is being able to get your mulled wine/prosecco/hard, hot cider in a to-go cup at the market and walk around all evening, with everyone else in London, getting sloshed before Christmas Eve.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my country (not in a Toby Keith way, but in a protective, but sometimes embarrassed way—like the owner of a leg-humping obsessed dog), however, I wish that our public-drinking options could evolve past the “yard o’ Margarita” available to us in Vegas & New Orleans.