Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
September 11

After spending a week back with the teens & tweens…

…I realize that we are raising a generation of strippers. Thanks Paris Hilton for all of the positive cultural influences you have bestowed upon young ovary-carriers. Cause they’re probably going to do their homework without being whores—right.