Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
September 6
This tiny dance involved a fully-clothed woman crawling into a spandex bag, flopping around only to hop out fully nude, yell “Phew!” and then run out of the auditorium. As wierd as it is, I have to admit this was the hardest I have laughed in a couple of weeks!

This tiny dance involved a fully-clothed woman crawling into a spandex bag, flopping around only to hop out fully nude, yell “Phew!” and then run out of the auditorium. As wierd as it is, I have to admit this was the hardest I have laughed in a couple of weeks!