Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.
August 14
With Em backstage at the Dew Tour during the LMFAO concert. Have to admit, their songs “Shots” and “I’m in Portland (Miami) bitch” are very catchy. Did I mention we got to meet Cool Nutz and were hugged by an MTV on-air personality named Dirty? Nice to know that our summer shenanigans haven’t changed much since high school.

With Em backstage at the Dew Tour during the LMFAO concert. Have to admit, their songs “Shots” and “I’m in Portland (Miami) bitch” are very catchy. Did I mention we got to meet Cool Nutz and were hugged by an MTV on-air personality named Dirty? Nice to know that our summer shenanigans haven’t changed much since high school.