Tan Madge

Sporting a tan dermis for about 29 + 2 years. . .

Because my life feels like a sitcom. Sometimes it is on Fox. Sometimes on the WB. Sometimes on VH1 on a Sunday morning.

Some episodes are definitely better than others. Which is why a boxed-set probably won't be hitting stores until at least 2013.

I wonder…

…what it is about women that makes men nervous? What makes women nervous about men? I am open to new insights, I feel that I’m losing my creative ability to understand this.