February 2010
5 posts
While at the auto show. . .
I ran into my boyfriend, here. We were both surprised to see each other: 1) Because he didn’t seem to recognize me OR my dad, and 2) Because he didn’t tell me that he would be signing autographs in the Subaru-zone. I thought he was an Audi-man!
Feb 1st
January 2010
5 posts
I'm definitely the Elaine of my social circle: Yet...
Young, hipster guy. Visible tattoos (yes, hotness). Pseudo-fauxhawk (meh). When saying something chidingly, he would blink hard and stick his tongue between his teeth while smiling (uhh).  Friggin’ guy kept showing me his friggin’ tongue. Oh right, and he had never heard of “Ducktales”—WTF??
Jan 24th
Dating dilemma
At what point is it acceptable to break off a pseudo-relationship with a guy because: a) he’s too young for me. and more importantly, b) his name is akin to a popular cheese?
Jan 17th
Why. . .
…would the two young German guys sitting next to me on a plane from London (it was at freezing when the plane took off) to Vancouver (don’t know the temp but pretty DAMN cold when we landed) be wearing shorts with button up shirts? Here are the theories my mother and I came up with: 1) Showing off the tans they got during their holiday vacation in Greece 2) German custom for New...
Jan 1st
I'd like to thank YOU, Canada!
Dear Canada, Thank you for ushering in an excellent New Years Eve for this weary traveler. Yes, I was disappointed that my only outgoing flight from London had to be on Air Canada, and therefore I had to censor my Canada-themed jokes during the 9.5 hour plane ride. (My chuckling had to be silenced with my hand during your odd-pronunciations of words during take-off instructions and landing, and I...
Jan 1st